Digital collage by @ev1l_death.

Featuring the deliberately buffoonish, wafty-haired, former Mayor of London and current figurehead of the Tory scumbags —Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson—from the bafflingly popular nonsense that is British politics.

One to wear on freedom marches. Or to hide passive-aggressively under a nice jacket, whenever you're obliged to spend time with your old, deluded, Brexit-loving, Conservative-voting, normie fucking relatives.

Unisex fit. Soft, pre-shrunk, organic cotton.

See you next Tuesday, Bojo. You cunt.