This is a phrase that one of my grandparents used to say when I was little, whenever there was cake on the table, and I had to wait very patiently until cake was finally served.
Today it speaks of boundaries, restraint, deliberate distance. Just because you see me in the street, or on the internet, doesn’t mean you get access.
You can look. But you can’t touch.
Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, T-shirt
145gsm, 100% organic cotton
DTF print
Hand-printed to order in Folkestone
This is a phrase that one of my grandparents used to say when I was little, whenever there was cake on the table, and I had to wait very patiently until cake was finally served.
Today it speaks of boundaries, restraint, deliberate distance. Just because you see me in the street, or on the internet, doesn’t mean you get access.
You can look. But you can’t touch.
Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, T-shirt
145gsm, 100% organic cotton
DTF print
Hand-printed to order in Folkestone
Rework of a 1917 propaganda poster.
History repeats itself. Pay close attention.
Enlist — Resist
Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, T-shirt
145gsm, 100% organic cotton
DTG print
Hand-printed to order in Folkestone
Rework of a 1917 propaganda poster.
History repeats itself. Pay close attention.
Enlist — Resist
Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, T-shirt
145gsm, 100% organic cotton
DTG print
Hand-printed to order in Folkestone
Vintage illustration depicting a gentleman in a torture rack, surrounded by his tormentors.
Headline typography reads:
“Reminiscence. Replaying old voice notes, re-reading old texts.”
Small print reads:
“The Quarter Masters. Androgynous clothing for the end times. Conceived & embellished in Folkestone.”
Unisex fit, pre-shrunk, T-shirt
145gsm, 100% organic cotton
DTG back print in pale lilac
QM logo on the front chest in pale lilac
Hand-printed to order in Folkestone
Yes, it’s the Ancient Aliens guy.
Typography reads:
Boundaries.
I want to believe.
240gsm, 100% cotton
Unisex, oversized fit
Colour: Nutmeg
Hand-printed to order
A statement in boundaries. This T-shirt is oversized, relaxed and built for everyday wear. A comfy wide fit, dropped shoulders and classic crew neck give it that effortless streetwear silhouette, while the thick, soft cotton makes it feel substantial.
Typography reads:
Not my monkeys. Not my circus.
Know what is yours to carry. And know what isn’t.
Designed for anyone who’s learned the difficult but necessary power of stepping back, choosing to prioritise their own peace, and letting go of what isn’t truly theirs to manage.
240gsm, 100% cotton
Unisex, oversized fit
Colour: Banana Custard
Hand-printed to order
Days off. Nights in. Notifications on silent. Hermit mode activated.
A super comfy, oversized, heavyweight T-shirt to spend your downtime in.
Original typographic slogan design
HTV print, made in Folkestone
Heavyweight 240gsm, 100% cotton single jersey
Oversized unisex fit T-shirt
Retro Green
I put the fun in executive dysfunction
White, unisex fit, 100% organic cotton T-shirt with a weightless DTF print
A minimalist bandeau with a sculpted, confident fit.
The Contour Crop is designed to sit close to the body. Clean lines, soft-stretch cotton, and a strapless silhouette that stays exactly where it should. The double-layer front adds comfort and ease, while silicone grip tape along the edge gives it the quiet assurance you need from a piece like this. The QM branding sits at the upper centre, a small but deliberate detail that anchors the simplicity.
Versatile, modern, unfussy. Wear it layered or alone, on days that call for ease with a little edge.
93% Cotton, 7% Elastane
Twin-needle stitching
Hand-finished in Folkestone
Care instructions: Do not bleach or tumble dry. Wash at 40 degrees synthetic. Wash like colours together. Re-shape whilst damp. Dry out of direct sunlight. Iron on reverse of decoration.
A minimalist bandeau with a sculpted, confident fit.
The Contour Crop is designed to sit close to the body. Clean lines, soft-stretch cotton, and a strapless silhouette that stays exactly where it should. The double-layer front adds comfort and ease, while silicone grip tape along the edge gives it the quiet assurance you need from a piece like this. The QM branding sits at the upper centre, a small but deliberate detail that anchors the simplicity.
Versatile, modern, unfussy. Wear it layered or alone, on days that call for ease with a little edge.
93% Cotton, 7% Elastane
Twin-needle stitching
Hand-finished in Folkestone
Care instructions: Do not bleach or tumble dry. Wash at 40 degrees synthetic. Wash like colours together. Re-shape whilst damp. Dry out of direct sunlight. Iron on reverse of decoration.
A high-neck cropped vest with clean lines and a calm, confident silhouette.
The Rooftop Crop takes its name from the location of the test shoot where this piece first came alive, when we were blessed with a fifteen-minute window of glorious sunshine amidst a typically shitty day in November.
Soft-stretch cotton that moves naturally. A sculpted funnel neck that draws the eye upward, with the QM branding placed deliberately at the upper centre for balance; the cropped hem anchors it back to earth.
Simple, flattering, versatile. Built for layering. Made for those in-between moments. Wear it under your favourite coat, with the awareness that you’re standing slightly higher than yesterday.
220gsm
96% Cotton, 4% Elastane single Jersey
QM branding upper centre
Hand-finished in Folkestone
Care instructions: Do not bleach or tumble dry. Wash at 40 degrees synthetic. Wash like colours together. Re-shape whilst damp. Dry out of direct sunlight. Iron on reverse of decoration.
A high-neck cropped vest with clean lines and a calm, confident silhouette.
The Rooftop Crop takes its name from the location of the test shoot where this piece first came alive, when we were blessed with a fifteen-minute window of glorious sunshine amidst a typically shitty day in November.
Soft-stretch cotton that moves naturally. A sculpted funnel neck that draws the eye upward, with the QM branding placed deliberately at the upper centre for balance; the cropped hem anchors it back to earth.
Simple, flattering, versatile. Built for layering. Made for those in-between moments. Wear it under your favourite coat, with the awareness that you’re standing slightly higher than yesterday.
220gsm
96% Cotton, 4% Elastane single Jersey
QM branding upper centre
Hand-finished in Folkestone
Care instructions: Do not bleach or tumble dry. Wash at 40 degrees synthetic. Wash like colours together. Re-shape whilst damp. Dry out of direct sunlight. Iron on reverse of decoration.
Live people ignore the strange and unusual. I myself am strange and unusual.
This classic line is uttered by the character Lydia Deetz (played by Winona Ryder) from the 1988 Tim Burton movie Beetlejuice.
Set in the retro-horror typographic style of Stranger Things (TV show 2016–2025), starring Winona Ryder.
Original typographic slogan design
HTV print, made in Folkestone
160gsm, 100% pre-shrunk organic cotton
Unisex fit T-shirt
Black
Winona <3
White, unisex fit, 100% organic cotton T-shirt with a weightless DTG print
“Why does the working class, the larger of the two classes, not simply eat the rich?”
A paraphrasing of a remark made in an episode of Futurama for political effect.
A question well worth pondering, and sharing.
DTG print, made in Folkestone
145gsm, 100% organic cotton, vegan certified
Unisex fit T-shirt
Remover of obstacles.
Lord of beginnings.
Ganesh appears as the first in the QM Retrospect collection. It is the Ace of Spades, remover of obstacles, and bringer of beginnings. Chronologically, this was the very first artwork ever licensed for THE QUARTER MASTERS, originally drawn by tattoo artist Lewis Perry, who brought it to my attention one fateful morning in 2013, when I still worked at Subway. That was the moment that sparked the idea for the entire brand. This piece honours those unlikely turning points, and the start of a long creative journey. A reminder that every path begins with a single, unexpected spark.
Check out Lewis on Instagram — @lewis_perry
Solid black, unisex fit, vegan-certified, 100% organic cotton T-shirt.
Stunning DTG back print.
THE QUARTER MASTERS logo on the front chest.
Designed, printed and finished in Folkestone.
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Part of the QM Contour range of close-fitting stretch essentials, the Contour Tank Dress has taken the classic tank top and stretched it into something much much sleeker.
The scoop neck and racerback upper gives it a distinctly sporty feel, while the narrow, midi-length silhouette brings a little more drama. Soft stretch cotton follows the body's shape, with a side split allowing easier movement through the leg.
QM branding at the upper centre on the front, and between the shoulder blades on the back.
Finish the look with your favourite boots or trainers, and optional Autumn jacket.
190gsm, 93% cotton, 7% elastane
Twin-needle stitching
Side split on left-hand seam
Hand-finished in Folkestone