Digital collage by @ev1l_death.Featuring the deliberately buffoonish, wafty-haired, former Mayor of London and current figurehead of the Tory scumbags —Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson—from the bafflingly popular nonsense that is British politics.One to wear on freedom marches. Or to hide passive-aggressively under a nice jacket, whenever you're obliged to spend time with your old, deluded, Brexit-loving, Conservative-voting, normie fucking relatives.Unisex fit. Soft, pre-shrunk, organic cotton.See you next Tuesday, Bojo. You cunt.
Digital collage by @ev1l_death.Featuring the deliberately buffoonish, wafty-haired, former Mayor of London and current figurehead of the Tory scumbags...
Too cool for the weird kids.A celebration of not quite fitting in. One for the inbetweeners.Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic cotton.
Too cool for the weird kids.A celebration of not quite fitting in. One for the inbetweeners.Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic...
Appearances can be deceiving...Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic cotton.Black T-shirt with white INTERNALLY SCREAMING print on the chest.
Appearances can be deceiving...Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic cotton.Black T-shirt with white INTERNALLY SCREAMING print o...
What gets you out of bed every morning?Eyes on the prize.Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic cotton.Black T-shirt with white and gold vinyl print on the chest.
What gets you out of bed every morning?Eyes on the prize.Our classic unisex fit T-shirt in sumptuously soft organic cotton.Black T-shirt with white an...
People love getting email, don't they. It's a thrill like no other.
It has been suggested —and rightfully so— that we should make more of an effort with our marketing. Surely you've noticed the barrage of emails that the big brands and proper grown-up companies punt at your inbox week after week, without fail? Well, we've literally never done that. However, with this latest incarnation of our website, we're toying with the idea of giving it a bash.
Except of course, our newsletters will be infinitely better than the usual guff you tend to receive. They will be brimming with hot new product announcements, bejeweled with sparkly, rainbow-coloured nuggets of inspiration, and garnished with slick, wittily-written prose. You will want to print them out and read them aloud, to the slack-jawed enthralment of your entire family.
But are you ready to be blessed with correspondence of such exquisiteness? Probably not, to be fair. Oh well. That's okay. We're probably not ready to start sending it either. For now then, chuck us your email address for a cheeky discount code and, in all likelihood, we'll say no more about it, OK?
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